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Tumblr is making me reset my ow but my email won’t let me in so I made a new tumblr
Ukenuke
omg you guys wanna do a fun trick
ok first hook your fingers in this position
then for 30 seconds PULL AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH BOTH HANDS but make sure your fingers stay interlocked! do not move your hands’ positions or else it won’t work. after the 30 seconds are up stop pulling and unhook your fingers BUT DO NOT STRAIGHTEN THEM. keep them bent in the same way for another 30 seconds. when those 30 seconds are up, straighten your fingers as slowly as possible.
PROFIT.
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wtf is your cat doing
drinking water???
you realize thats not normal right
cats dont drink water? wow i must have a weird cat
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Inexplicably Funny of the Day: Meet Gustavo Almadovar, Channel 9 Eyewitness News reporter from Orange County, California.
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Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two
Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoonBusiness man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
Time is racing toward us
Till our hours are through
Heed my every order
Or I’ll fire you
You’re the saddest sales rep I’ve ever met
So clear your desk, go home, you’re through.
How could I make a buck, off of you?
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Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1zbb ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1zbb and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1zbb (I keep repos!
ting this so everyone can see it)
Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1ynF (I keep repos!
ting this so everyone can see it)
Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHwS7 ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHwS7 and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHwS7 (I keep repos!
ting this so everyone can see it)
Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHwS2 ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHwS2 and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHwS2 (I keep repos!
ting this so everyone can see it)
Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHv0C ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHv0C and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHv0C (I keep repos!
ting this so everyone can see it)
[reblog - read this] Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1xA0 ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning.
which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1xA0 and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1xA0
The Nigel Thornberry of the sea.
SMASHING.
I’m going to cry.
Is this some kind of sick joke, Nature?…
their mouths make me wanna brush my teeth rEALLY HARD
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